The Detox Diet---Anger Sets In

There we were sitting at the table. I was munching on my bland veggies. Damien was eating his weight in lasagna and garlic bread. He told me about his day. I kept staring at his food. Then, before I knew it, I was suddenly laying across the table, face first in his plate, chowing down on lasagna. (No hands, like we used to do during cake time at my birthday parties!)

I really don't know how it happened. I think as I watched him put bite after bite of delicious pasta into his mouth, the anger just took over my body. I thought, "Why can't I eat that too?!?!" And then, there I was. Eating it. And it was damn good!

Okay, that is all a lie. But it is what I WISH had happened. I'm so bitter watching him eat great food while I eat all this gross healthy stuff. Oh how I long for Monday!!!